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"Not My Pasture Not My Bullshit" Sarcasm Crewneck Sweatshirt

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"Not My Pasture Not My Bullshit" Sarcasm Crewneck SweatshirtTired of people taking you too seriously? Let your sweatshirt do the talking. The I Match Energy So How We Gon' Act Today fleece pullover is your cozy, everyday reminder that not everything needs to be sincere. Featuring bold text, a soft brushed interior, and just the right amount of side eye energy, this sweatshirt is the perfect uniform for introverts, office rebels, and class clowns alike. Whether you're dodging small talk or just need something

Tired of people taking you too seriously? Let your sweatshirt do the talking. The “I Match Energy So How We Gon' Act Today” fleece pullover is your cozy, everyday reminder that not everything needs to be sincere. Featuring bold text, a soft brushed interior, and just the right amount of side-eye energy, this sweatshirt is the perfect uniform for introverts, office rebels, and class clowns alike.

 

Whether you're dodging small talk or just need something to wear while roasting your friends, this sarcastic essential has your back—literally.

 

Why You'll Love It:

 

🌪️ Witty & Bold: Says what you’re thinking, so you don’t have to

🧶 Cozy AF: Soft fleece interior keeps you warm and savage

🧼 Machine-Washable: Because dry-clean-only is too sincere

🎯 Unisex Fit: Relaxed and flattering for all sarcasm levels

Perfect for:

 

Lazy Sundays

Casual office rebellion

Gifting to that one friend who’s never serious

 

 

🖤 Wear sarcasm like a badge of honor—because being nice is overrated.

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Lauren T
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Smells good and easy to apply
Style: Face Lotion - SPF 30, Size: 1.7 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
Smells good and worked for both my 8 year old son and I
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Reviewed in the United States on June 6, 2026
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Khrissann Parker
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
It’s light weight and not greasy
Style: Face Lotion - SPF 30, Size: 1.7 Fl Oz (Pack of 1), Style: Face Lotion - SPF 30, Size: 1.7 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
I absolutely love this sunscreen! It’s lightweight, not greasy, and blends perfectly into my skin without leaving any white cast. It keeps my skin protected and glowing all day, even in the hot sun. I’ve noticed my face feels softer and more hydrated since I started using it. Definitely one of my must-haves I’ll keep buying this one for sure!
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Reviewed in the United States on October 17, 2025
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Eusebius
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
Dry, invisible, and effective
I spend a lot of time working outside and in the woods year round and I really need a good sun block. I think I've tried about 7-8 different sun blocks and I didn't really like any of them until I started using this one several years ago. It is perfect: 1. It dries or "disappears" quickly and there's no build-up. Once it's on, you don't know it's there 2. Sweat doesn't bother it or remove it 3. It has very little scent and this is important if you're outside and don't want to attract mosquitoes and pests 4. A little bit goes a long way - spread and rub in a couple of small dabs and you're good to go I use it daily. I keep a tube in the car and carry one with me when I hit the field and woods. It is the best sun block I've found.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 1, 2015
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Aysenur
Draper, US
★★★★★ 5
Great Product
Although I have a medium dark skin I've lived through various problems associated with sunburn.I was looking for a product and I saw this one on Amazon then I decided to give it a try.I'm really happy with the results.I bought 70spf to use on my face.It is really light, it lets my skin to breath through it.It smells really good.It is easy to apply.It doesn't leave whitness.All in all I really recommend this prduct !
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Reviewed in the United States on March 25, 2012
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daliagon
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 4
I love that it's a dry-touch and that my face doesn't ...
I love that it's a dry-touch and that my face doesn't feel greasy all day. However, it almost dries too fast and it makes it harder to rub into your skin. I don't like feeling like I'm "tugging" on my face when I put it on.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 1, 2015

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