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Not Your Mother's Goose

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Not Your Mother's GooseNot Your Mother's Goose proves that fairy tales and nursery rhymes aren't just for kids anymore. Envision it as the Cliffs Notes of children's stories if Cliffs Notes was overtaken by Dave Barry or the folks at The Onion. Not Your Mother's Goose is a series of totally irreverent, mega sarcastic fairy tale recaps, along with a host of hilarious fake news stories and headlines ranging from Old MacDonald bombing on Wheel of Fortune after only buying

Not Your Mother's Goose proves that fairy tales and nursery rhymes aren't just for kids anymore. Envision it as the Cliffs Notes of children's stories -- if Cliffs Notes was overtaken by Dave Barry or the folks at The Onion. Not Your Mother's Goose is a series of totally irreverent, mega-sarcastic fairy tale recaps, along with a host of hilarious fake news stories and headlines ranging from Old MacDonald bombing on Wheel of Fortune after only buying vowels to Pinocchio succumbing to a lengthy battle with Dutch Elm Disease. Mix in illustrations reminiscent of Gary Larson's classic Far Side cartoons, and you're left with a madcap read that will leave you laughing all the way from Rumpelstiltskin's Twitter feed to Humpty Dumpty's Facebook page (where Jack is still trying to grow a beanstalk--in FarmVille).



Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Crd Press
Published: 08/26/2015
ISBN: 9780990964407
Pages: 70
Weight: 0.35lbs
Size: 10.00h x 8.00w x 0.15d
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LadyRavenhaire
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 5
Great selection of dog toys at a good price!
Color: 25 Pack (Value-Toys)
Lots of great toys for your little little dog at a reasonable price. Even comes with doggie poop bags. At any of my local dog shops just one of the ropes would cost me the same as the whole box of toys.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 9, 2026
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Christian
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 4
Excellent Variety Pack - Dogs Love These Toys
Color: 25 Pack (Value-Toys)
This 25-pack is fantastic value with excellent variety—ropes, squeakers, and different textures keep dogs entertained. They're colorful, well-made, and my dogs love them. The main downside is the chew resistance on the rubber toys isn't the best; aggressive chewers can break through them fairly quickly. That said, for the price and the sheer number of toys you get, it's still a solid buy. Perfect for rotation and keeping dogs mentally stimulated. Just know that heavy chewers might go through the rubber ones faster than expected.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 14, 2026
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Georgia Labs
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
Great set of toys for your dog.
Color: 25 Pack (Value-Toys)
So many sensory toys. Perfect for my new puppy. The material is chew resistant. Very cute and they keep him occupied.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026
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rainbirds
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 5
Fantastic variety of doggie toys perfect for our little fur baby!!!
Color: 25 Pack (Value-Toys)
Fantastic for smaller dogs, our little chi-mix loves all of the toys, there's such a great variety and he's having so much fun chewing them and playing fetch with them. Even comes with many extra rolls of waste bags which is awesome. Highly recommended for the value and amount you receive!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 8, 2026
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Carol
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 3
SMALL DOGS ONLY!!!!
Color: 25 Pack (Value-Toys)
Every one of these toys are made for very small dogs. 🤣 They're almost too small for my 8 wk old border collies. Im still not upset at the order though as the pups will all be rehomed after this weekend. Was just bummed that every single one was made for SMALL DOGS. Am super happy with how fast shipping was.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 6, 2026

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