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Pocket Fishrmen: The Greatest Story Ever Told - VINYL LPTitle: The Greatest Story Ever Told Artist: Pocket Fishrmen Label: Saustex Media Product Type: VINYL LP UPC: 614511848725 Genre: Rock Release Date: 2017 11 24 Number of Discs: 1 Additional Details: Explicit Lyrics, 140 GRAM VINYL, GATEFOLD LP JACKET, BONUS CD Saustex Records is pleased to announce The Greatest Story Ever Told a career spanning, re recorded "best of" collection comprising thirty songs by Austin, Texas' greatest and longest running sci
Title: The Greatest Story Ever ToldArtist: Pocket Fishrmen
Label: Saustex Media
Product Type: VINYL LP
UPC: 614511848725
Genre: Rock
Release Date: 2017-11-24
Number of Discs: 1
Additional Details: Explicit Lyrics, 140 GRAM VINYL, GATEFOLD LP JACKET, BONUS CD
Saustex Records is pleased to announce The Greatest Story Ever Told a career spanning, re-recorded "best of" collection comprising thirty songs by Austin, Texas' greatest and longest running sci-fi punk metal band the Pocket Fishrmen. These deviants boldly go where no band has gone before with previously uncharted subject matter and rhyme schemes on this goofy yet edifying volume. This nicely gatefold packaged, limited edition 140 gram LP and CD includes perennial audience favorites including 'Amy Carter', 'The Leader is Burning', 'One Blowjob', 'Treehouse' and 'Go Out Smoking'. Not for the shy or faint of heart these lads are recommended for fans of Sloppy Seconds, Screeching Weasel, The Dickies and The Queers.
Tracks:
1.1 The Leader Is Burning
1.2 Go Go Saddam Hussein
1.3 Big Ass on Fire
1.4 Treehouse
1.5 Future Gods of Rock
1.6 Sex Billy
1.7 Priapus Power
1.8 One Blowjob
1.9 Queen of the Gorillas
1.10 Oft Times When We Pork
1.11 David of the Merkin
1.12 Friendly Chimps
1.13 Colonoscopy
1.14 I Now Pronounce You Rock and Roll
1.15 Amy Carter
1.16 Save My Dna
1.17 Yen for Your Yang
1.18 Flesh Eating Parasite
1.19 Bivouac on Venus
1.20 Flaccid Is the Night
1.21 Faces of the Revelers
1.22 High on Rock and Roll
1.23 Pot Mountain
1.24 Half Mast
1.25 We Kill Evil
1.26 Mommanatrix
1.27 Worship Us
1.28 Gay Jew Conquistador
1.29 Big Blue Ball
1.30 Go Out Smoking
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★★★★★ 5
Great, super efficient!
Color: Black/Battery
Love this. Bought it for my mom since she doesn’t have a lot of strength in her hands. Perfect. Kind of slow but gets it done haha.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2026
★★★★★ 1
Only worked for 1 month.
Color: Black/Battery
This product was delivered on April 20th and worked great. It made a nice clean cut in the metal with no sharp edges and the top of the can lifted up nicely. Yesterday, May 24th, it stopped cutting and unfortunately, the return window closed on May 20th.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Super safe
Color: Black/Battery
The most easiest and safe can opener to have people with diabetes or heart issues that take blood thinners that can’t get cut this is perfect
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Reviewed in the United States on June 6, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Opens the can weird, but functional
Color: Black/Battery
Ehhh it’s easy to use and gets it open, my only issue is that it doesn’t open a can like a regular can opener where it is cut on top of the can and you can push it in the can to drain if needed. Rather it cuts the outside of the can as it spins around, so it doesn’t fit inside the can. Not very handy when you’re opening a can of tuna and want to drain the tuna juice, so I had to keep my manual one, that I was trying to get rid of by buying this electric one 🙃
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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Works Great!
Color: Black/Battery
I've only used it a few times since it arrived and it works great. Much better than the hand cranking can opener I've been using. It's a little loud, but that's not enough of a deterrent for me to stop using it. The noise is a temporary annoyance that I'll gladly put up with to have a can opener that actually completely opens a can.
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