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Nothing Accidentally Goes in Your Butt – Dark Humor EMS T-ShirtJust So You Know, Nothing Accidentally Goes in Your Butt T Shirt Sometimes education happens the hard way. This shirt just makes it official. The Just So You Know, Nothing Accidentally Goes in Your Butt tee is blunt, clinical, and signed with authority by the people whove seen enough ER stories to say it with confidence. Designed for EMTs, paramedics, nurses, firefighters, and first responders, this piece leans into dark humor and professional sarcasm
Just So You Know, Nothing Accidentally Goes in Your Butt T-ShirtSometimes education happens the hard way.
This shirt just makes it official.
The “Just So You Know, Nothing Accidentally Goes in Your Butt” tee is blunt, clinical, and signed with authority by the people who’ve seen enough ER stories to say it with confidence.
Designed for EMTs, paramedics, nurses, firefighters, and first responders, this piece leans into dark humor and professional sarcasm — no fluff, no apologies.
It’s not inspirational.
It’s informational.
Why You’ll Love It
Dark humor that only emergency services truly appreciate
Bold, distressed typography with a vintage medical manual vibe
Comfortable, durable fit made for off-duty and station life
Perfect for EMS Week, nurse appreciation, birthdays, or salty coworkers
Designed by The Salty Medic — because you’ve earned the attitude
Fit & Feel
Unisex fit
Soft, breathable fabric
Holds up through real-world wear and repeated washes
Who It’s For
EMTs. Paramedics. Nurses. Firefighters. Law enforcement.
If you’ve ever had to explain anatomy to an adult — this one’s for you.
If you haven’t… maybe stick to motivational quotes.
Welcome to The Salty Medic.
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★★★★★ 2
Not sturdy enough for me
Size: 8, Color: Chestnut
Really cute and well made but not sturdy. I rolled my heel within minutes of walking around the house. Ain’t nobody got time for that
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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Oh so stylish Uggs
Size: 8, Color: Dense Smoke
They are so comfortable and stylish. I’m a size 8.5 and went with a size 8. Great value! Go get some I also got them in a tan color. Love them!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Very Comfortable
Size: 9, Color: Chestnut, Size: 9, Color: Chestnut
Good quality and very comfortable. Sizing is accurate.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 8, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Cute - change footbed please
Size: 8.5, Color: Dense Smoke
These are so comfy and fit my usually 8.5 foot great. It's the footbed of UGGs that I keep hoping they'll change. It's like our memory foam mattress - cushy and great UNTIL THE HEAT comes! Then it's a no for this hot 65 yo G'ma!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2026
★★★★★ 3
No me quedaron
Size: 8, Color: Dense Smoke
No son del # vienen más pequeños
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Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2026
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