SKU: 55652944826

Fire Alarm Pull Station Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Emergency Humor Gift Flask

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Description

Fire Alarm Pull Station Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Emergency Humor Gift FlaskBreak Glass Only When Absolutely Necessary. The Fire Alarm Pull Station flask is a perfectly unhinged tribute to stress, sarcasm, and knowing exactly when its time to pull the lever. Designed for those whove heard the alarms, answered the calls, and earned the right to laugh about it, this stainless steel hip flask delivers inside humor with a straight face. Designed in the USA and handmade in Missouri, this 8 oz hip flask is crafted from food grade,

Break Glass Only When Absolutely Necessary.

The Fire Alarm Pull Station flask is a perfectly unhinged tribute to stress, sarcasm, and knowing exactly when it’s time to pull the lever. Designed for those who’ve heard the alarms, answered the calls, and earned the right to laugh about it, this stainless steel hip flask delivers inside humor with a straight face.

Designed in the USA and handmade in Missouri, this 8 oz hip flask is crafted from food-grade, lead-free stainless steel and finished with a durable, alcohol-proof vinyl label protected by a UV coating. Slim, rugged, and easy to carry, it’s ideal for off-duty moments, shift gifts, station laughs, or anyone who knows how quickly things escalate.

Each flask arrives in a clean, gift-ready box, making it a perfect gift for firefighters, EMTs, paramedics, dispatchers, first responders, or anyone who lives life one alarm at a time.

Pro Tip: Add a funnel to your order for easy, mess-free filling — because false alarms are bad enough without spills.
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Key Features

  • 8 oz stainless steel hip flask

  • Food-grade stainless steel (lead free)

  • Attached screw-on cap to prevent leaks or loss

  • Alcohol-proof vinyl label with UV protective coating

  • Dishwasher safe

  • Compact, travel-friendly design

  • Gift-ready packaging included

Dimensions & Capacity

Dimensions: 3.75” × 5.75”
Capacity: 8 oz (237 ml)

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angelo gaz
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Reliably makes a good cup of coffee!
Color: Rose Golden, Color: Rose Golden
This espresso machine is great. I wanted something simple and reliable and that’s exactly what it is. In fact, the espresso comes out with a nice creamy coffee froth on top and the flavor is excellent. I don’t normally write reviews, but I think this one is worth it and I want them to stay in business because I’ll probably be sending some of these out as gifts come next Christmas.
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walter Gmuer
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 4
Easy to use
Color: Silver
Easy to use compact and easy to set up pulls some great espresso shots
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Reviewed in the United States on February 24, 2026
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Caroline Stephany
Boise, US
★★★★★ 5
Authentic
Color: Black, Color: Black
This machine is amazing. We just returned from Italy and this is as close to a cafe as you can get. It leaves a dense foam on top from the high pressure water system making truly authentic. It is easy to use and clean!! I loved the size too as it fits perfectly on our shelf. Highly recommend if you want an italian cafe to enjoy!
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Reviewed in the United States on February 4, 2026
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Bruce Hunt
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
Bargain Espresso Machine Works Great
Color: Silver
Great espresso machine, and a bargain at only $100! Pulls perfect shots with a generous amount of crema. And, it comes with a high-quality tamper. Tips: When you first turn it on, remember to run the steam wand for a couple seconds to prime the system. Test/experiment with the grind to get it just right--40 seconds with my blade grinder is working for me.
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Carygonzalez
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
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Reviewed in the United States on February 13, 2026

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