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Whitmer Thomas: Songs From The Golden One - VINYL LPTitle: Songs From The Golden One Artist: Whitmer Thomas Label: Hardly Art Product Type: VINYL LP UPC: 098787312218 Genre: Rock Release Date: 2020 04 03 Number of Discs: 1 Additional Details: Explicit Lyrics Vinyl LP pressing. 2020 release. When asked to describe himself, Whitmer Thomas comic, musician, skateboarder, infamous Blink182 fan will tell you, "I'm always gonna be the one whose mom called him 'the Golden One,' right before she died." This is
Title: Songs From The Golden OneArtist: Whitmer Thomas
Label: Hardly Art
Product Type: VINYL LP
UPC: 098787312218
Genre: Rock
Release Date: 2020-04-03
Number of Discs: 1
Additional Details: Explicit Lyrics
Vinyl LP pressing. 2020 release. When asked to describe himself, Whitmer Thomas-comic, musician, skateboarder, infamous Blink182 fan-will tell you, "I'm always gonna be the one whose mom called him 'the Golden One,' right before she died." This is where his debut HBO comedy special, The Golden One, finds Whitmer: age thirty, investigating this sense (curse?) of destiny-as-identity. Songs from The Golden One feature ten cuts of borderline-John Maus cosplay with spasms of pop-punk absurdity. Thomas uses the gothy, nasal vocal drone as a tool of comic detachment to cover the funny-'cause-it's-true territory of awkward sex, crippling insecurity, the shame of ambition, and the long tail of abandonment traumas. Each song is a capsule of initial therapy breakthroughs: those realization zingers where suddenly it all makes sense how each fucked variable from then makes up the weird shit of now. When you see it all for what it is, it looks like some sick, clever joke from the universe, driving you desperate to revise the comedy so that if you have to be reality's punchline, at least you can write the jokes. But in flashes of unexpected weirdo wisdom, Whitmer weaves a deeper story of a person finding reconciliation and forgiveness while finding his own self and voice. He faces his darkness with darkwave, writing the story of his objectively insane youth through a Venn diagram of cool guy music, goofy dude jokes, and sensitive boy reflections that hit in a way that feels bigger than the sum of it's parts. Whitmer will say that he made The Golden One out of desperation, but there's something about it that feels a lot more like destiny.
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★★★★★ 5
Amazing for quality and price
Size: 10 Inch, Unit Count: 100
Love these for the price! Normally I get Walmarts off brand but this is so much better quality and delivery right to my door! Love how sturdy and leakproof they are and ease of use for party friendly events or everyday use; very versatile!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great value!
Size: 10 Inch, Unit Count: 372.0, Size: 10 Inch, Unit Count: 372.0
Nice paper plates! They’re sturdy enough to hold two fairly heavy sweet potatoes safely in one hand, they have a waxy layer so liquid and gravy don’t soak into the plate. The design is nice. For the price and the quantity alone, I’ll keep ordering these!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 17, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Great for the money
Size: 10 Inch, Unit Count: 100, Size: 10 Inch, Unit Count: 100
It's really nice. A little shorter than the actual size listed.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 29, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Sturdy and good price
Size: 10 Inch, Unit Count: 44
These plates a wide and sturdy. We use them everyday at home to minimize dirty dishes which makes cleaning really easy. We’ve had even stew on them which can be very soupy and they don’t leak and they don’t get soggy. It’s also a good price point for the amount of plates it comes with. Good for everyday use or for hosting as well
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Reviewed in the United States on April 3, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Sturdy, Strong, and Leakproof
Size: 10 Inch, Unit Count: 100
Come on now, its paper plates, it means i don’t have to do dishes. Their sturdy, leakproof, and has a cute design. Good for parties and everyday use. Holds a lot, inexpensive compared to name brand, i would buy them again.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 30, 2026