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Cowfolk's Guide to Getting Older

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Cowfolk's Guide to Getting OlderJudge Roy English has probably seen or heard it all in his courtroom. And now that he is retired and getting a little older, his country wisdom appeals to all whove had a few senior moments or who refuse to just sit back and grow old gracefully. Hard won and universal wisdom from the ranch for those folks gittin up in years. Gems include: Dont spread your blanket where a cats been diggin. It dont take a very big man to carry a grudge. Every path has

Judge Roy English has probably seen or heard it all in his courtroom. And now that he is retired and getting a little older, his country wisdom appeals to all who’ve had a few “senior moments” or who refuse to just sit back and grow old gracefully. Hard-won and universal wisdom from the ranch for those folks gittin’ up in years. Gems include: “Don’t spread your blanket where a cat’s been diggin’.” “It don’t take a very big man to carry a grudge.” “Every path has some puddles.” “When I am an old coot I will go to the Dairy Queen and dip my dentures in the hot fudge when the waitress isn’t looking.” Hardcover 240 pgs Western Humor/Anecdotes & Quotations
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