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Creature Cocks Alien Invader Gitd Dildo

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Creature Cocks Alien Invader Gitd DildoFeast your eyes on otherworldly sights with this alien beast! Its glow in the dark rod illuminates the dark and uncertain night and its extraterrestrial form will send shivers of pleasure down your spine! Made out of premium, phthalate free silicone, this body safe dildo has a firm core and soft outside so it can squeeze into your tightest spots. Artfully crafted with a sunburst of layered blues, oranges, pinks and purples it also has shimmering

Feast your eyes on otherworldly sights with this alien beast! Its glow-in-the-dark rod illuminates the dark and uncertain night and its extraterrestrial form will send shivers of pleasure down your spine! Made out of premium, phthalate-free silicone, this body-safe dildo has a firm core and soft outside so it can squeeze into your tightest spots. Artfully crafted with a sunburst of layered blues, oranges, pinks and purples it also has shimmering glitter scattered throughout the shaft like stars strewn across the sky. But the most enticing is the shape and size! The pointed tip easily slips inside, then you get to stretch your limits as you enjoy the massive bumps, ridges, ribs and textured forms along the shaft that give it a unique and otherworldly sensation as you ride it! The wide, flanged base has a suction-cup function as well so you can ride it hands-free. Or pair it with a strapon-harness and get into some kinky cosplay or alien abduction roleplay! After play, wash it with warm water and mild soap before spraying with a toy cleaner and patting it dry. Keep out of direct sunlight and heat.

You thought you were dreaming, but this isn't a dream you've dreamt before. You can feel the electricity humming through the air and you can taste something metallic on your tongue. Everything is blurry and bright. It's hard to focus. Dreams don't feel like this, but this isn't Earth. This isn't home. You stumble forward and fall onto your hands and knees and that's when you realize that even the ground isn't solid. It feels gelatinous. The walls are dripping like sap. You hear a sound but it feels like it's inside your body, your head, vibrating. A flash of color appears before you and your eyes start to focus on the alien being. Their muscled body is covered in some kind of exoskeleton with bumps and ridges all over it. It's beautiful and horrifying all at once. Light pulses from inside of them like a heartbeat, but the biggest thing pulsing is a heavy, thick shaft. The tip is dripping, just like the sap on the walls. Where are you? What is happening? But before you can get any answers, the light flashes again and the alien beast has you pinned to the ground, its strange teeth on your neck, its shaft penetrating you deeper than you've ever felt before.

Measurements:

Overall length: 8 inches.
Insertable length: 7.2 inches.
Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.8 inches.
Widest insertable diameter: 2.6 inches.

Materials: Silicone

Color: Pink, Purple, Orange, Blue

Key Features:

  • Fantasy Dildo: With a glittery, sunburst of colors that layer on top of each other, whorls of bumps, ridges, and alien textures that stimulate every sensitive spot, and a pointed tip that helps slide it inside, this Creature Cock is truly an otherworldly experience you don't want to miss!
  • Premium Silicone: With a firm, flexible core and soft, squishy outsides, this phthalate-free and body-safe premium silicone is best used with water-based lubricants to give you the pleasure you desire!
  • Harness Compatible: Pair with a compatible harness and ring so you or your partner can enjoy an alien abduction and probing!
  • Suction Cup Base: Go hands-free by pressing the base on any flat surface and riding it!
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★★★★★ 5
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Format: Hardcover
This book has it all: amazing Halloween feels, magic gone awry, ghosts wreaking havoc, family secrets, and even a delightful first crush! As a middle child, Tennie thinks it's her job to keep her big, rambunctious family in order, but she could really use a break. So she's thrilled when she gets the chance to stay with her grandma, away from all the family chaos, but that changes when she accidentally unleashes a whole host of restless spirits. And what's more, those spirits have something to tell her about grandma's mysterious new boyfriend, a secret that might upend everything she knows about her family and their beloved mountain home. This book is teeming with beautiful odes to nature and delightfully folksy language that draws readers into the cozy, bucolic Appalachian setting. The friendship and budding romance between Tennie and Fox shines off the page, and readers will experience all of the tingles, speed bumps and awkwardness of a first crush. Van Otterloo weaves a poignant tale about families going through tough times but ultimately finding hope and strength in each other, and, of course, it's all suffused with a delightful dose of oh-so-cozy magic. Layered alongside the family tale is an important storyline about protecting nature and valuing the "small" lives of country folk, which we can see by the end of the story are anything but small.
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Kristiana Sfirlea
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 5
Folksy, spooky, downright darling
Format: Hardcover, Format: Hardcover
Oh my goodness, this book. Ash Van Otterloo is quickly becoming one of my insta-read authors. Their folksy, spooky, downright darling stories are such a joy to read! A TOUCH OF RUCKUS was magnificent. I adored Tennie and Fox's relationship, the ghosts were creepy as heck, and the setting of a small, mountain-side town was as charming as ever. If I could eat pizza, I would have taken a bookstagram pic with it and this book! Boy, did it make me hungry!! 🍕
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Bayymae
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Amazing book!!
Format: Kindle
Ash Van Otterloo is one of my absolute favorite middle grade authors. Their voice is so beautiful and full of heart and I always find myself quickly lost in their books. I absolutely adored everything about these characters and this story. I can’t wait to read whatever Ash Van Otterloo writes next!
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hihellohola
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 5
Entertaining for 1-3 year olds
Format: Hardcover
My 2.5 year old son loves this book and has been quite entertained by it for a while. The illustrations are very nice and it conveys enough information that he will probably continue to be entertained by it for a while
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Larry
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★★★★★ 5
An Instant Fav
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My son loves construction vehicles, trucks, and tractors so this was a big hit. The art is great and he loves the big foldout pages. We read it every night.
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