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El Fracasador / The Failure"Que nadie se confunda con esta mamadera de gallo un libro de cuentos que sumados dan una novela salvaje porque no es una autoficcin, sino una autostira con vocacin de autoexorcismo: una terapia de choque que emplea todas las formas de lucha, desde los pantallazos hasta los poemas que no tienen versos sino chistes, para liberarse de las frustraciones brutales que tiende a traer la carrera de escritor colombiano". Ricardo Silva Romero Exitoso para
"Que nadie se confunda con esta mamadera de gallo -un libro de cuentos que sumados dan una novela salvaje- porque no es una autoficción, sino una autosátira con vocación de autoexorcismo: una terapia de choque que emplea todas las formas de lucha, desde los pantallazos hasta los poemas que no tienen versos sino chistes, para liberarse de las frustraciones brutales que tiende a traer la carrera de escritor colombiano". --Ricardo Silva Romero Exitoso para fracasar, excesivo con sus borracheras, excelente cocinero y trapeador, escritor desconocido..., el narrador de esta colección de cuentos ofrece una mirada fresca e hilarante sobre las aventuras y desventuras del mundillo literario y sobre cómo este no resulta ni tan sofisticado ni tan pomposo como se creería. El protagonista fracasa en reemplazar a García Márquez en México, fracasa como invitado a un festival literario, fracasa dando un autógrafo, fracasa como ganador de un premio literario, fracasa como protagonista de un escándalo, y fracasaría como escritor... si hubiera decidido no serlo. ENGLISH DESCRIPTION "Don't be fooled by appearances: This is a collection of stories that, taken together, add up to a wild ride of a novel. Not quite autofiction, it is self-satire aiming at self-exorcism. It is shock therapy that experiments with a range of formats, from screenshots to poems comprised of jokes instead of verses, to vent the frustrations of opting for a career as a writer in Colombia." -Ricardo Silva Romero An expert at failure, a binge drinker, great cook and writer of books no one's heard of... the narrator of these stories offers a refreshing and hilarious look at the adventures and misadventures of life in the literary world, which turns out to be not as sophisticated or pompous as one might think. The protagonist fails to replace García Márquez in Mexico, fails his guest appearance at a literary festival, fails at signing an autograph, fails as the winner of a literary prize, fails at scandal, and would fail as a writer... if he had decided not to be one.Shipping Notes
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★★★★★ 5
Nice Tray
Color: Black
Nice tray!
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Reviewed in the United States on October 16, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Versatile and decent size
Color: Black, Color: Black
I love little trays for random things. I saw this and had to get it. I ordered the black one. It came nicely packaged in a box that protected it from any damage during transport. It is approximately 8” x 8” x 1.6.” It is made of faux leather and MDF. It is supposedly water-resistant, but I have tested that. The interest in smooth, while the exterior walls have vertical ridges. The bottom is smooth. It’s heavy enough so it doesn’t side around. I have used it for numerous things: jewelry, pens and notepads, keys and sunglasses, perfume, medications, change, remotes, and change. It’s a handy and modern piece that could suit most people.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 11, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Small Valet Tray Nightstand Organizer (Black)
Color: Black, Color: Black
I really love the leather look of this valet tray. It’s both stylish and functional, giving a classy touch to my nightstand while keeping small items neatly organized. The PU leather finish feels smooth, looks high-end, and the construction feels sturdy.
Pros:
Elegant PU leather design with a textured finish
Compact 8x8 inch size fits perfectly on nightstands, dressers, or desks
Multi-purpose — great for keys, watches, jewelry, remotes, or glasses
Water-resistant surface makes it easy to wipe clean
Adds a decorative touch while being practical
Makes a thoughtful and stylish gift
Cons:
The sides are a little low, so bulkier items may slide out
Only available in limited colors compared to some other organizers
Overall, this is a really nice valet tray. It looks more expensive than it is, keeps my essentials in one place, and adds a clean, organized look to my space. Definitely worth it if you like the leather aesthetic!
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Reviewed in the United States on September 20, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Fits many trinkets and looks good
Color: Black
Simple little organizer for trinkets. Easy to snap together into a box shape and holds keys, pens, vapes, and other bits and pieces. My partner is happy I ordered it!
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Reviewed in the United States on October 4, 2025
★★★★★ 4
Excellent one
Color: Black, Color: Black
Build
These valet trays are perfect for placements on nightstands, sofas, end tables, etc. They are very compact and unobtrusive. Their size is ideal for holding daily essentials without taking up excessive space, and blending seamlessly with various decor styles.
Material
Constructed with a soft and durable synthetic surface, the tray is gentle to the touch and provides a wipeable and easy to clearn finish. The black color complements any decor and the materials prevent damage to surfaces they are put on.
Functionality
These trays serve as excellent catch-alls for remotes, phones, earbuds, glasses, jewelry, watches and other small items, helping keep sofas, nightstands and tables organized and clutter-free. The sturdy, level construction ensures stability, and the trays hold essentials like phones, TV remotes, and personal accessories effectively.
Value for Money (VFM)
Given their functionality, design, and affordability, these valet trays offer good value. They enhance organization without compromising style and are suitable for various rooms in the home. Will definitely recommend them.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 30, 2025
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