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Dexter Morgan "You deserve my knife..." inspired Fancy Wooden Cheeseboard/ Charcuterie Serving Set

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Dexter Morgan "You deserve my knife..." inspired Fancy Wooden Cheeseboard/ Charcuterie Serving SetIf you have a never ending need to murder some cheese, or to go all Bay Harbor Butcher on some charcuterie, then thise here is the thing that will complete your life. Using luxury quality Hevea wood, this item is beautifully laser engraved with Dexter Morgan and the iconic "You've done more to deserve my knife than anyone" quote. With a surprise easter egg on the inside containing Doakes with his quote that is so often meme'd on the inside. I can

If you have a never ending need to murder some cheese, or to go all Bay Harbor Butcher on some charcuterie, then thise here is the thing that will complete your life.

Using luxury quality Hevea wood, this item is beautifully laser engraved with Dexter Morgan and the iconic "You've done more to deserve my knife than anyone" quote.  With a surprise easter egg on the inside containing Doakes with his quote that is so often meme'd on the inside.  I can remove that though if you'd prefer.

The top of the board swivels to reveal a second layer which contains 3 cheese/ charcuterie tools inside.
Each tool has a 2" wooden handle and an approx 2.5" sharp end.

As with all my cheeseboards/ charcuterie sets, this set uses an excellent premium wood (in this case Hevea), and I confidently believe this will win you (or whomever the recipient is) over when you handle it in person if they're a fan of cheese/ charcuterie and Dexter.  It'll be a prized possession for many many years to come.

These measure approximately 20cmx20cm and has a thickness of approx 4cm, weighing in at approximately 0.7kg

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As with all wood, it's not dishwasher safe nor ideal to leave soaked in water.

So a quick handwash wipe down right after use will ensure your cheese dates go well for a long long time.

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Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 5
Great Toy
Size: One Size
My three year old loves to play fetch and this dog toy was perfect for him. With the bright, signature orange and blue colors, he can easily spot it when I throw it even in the night. He really loves it when it bounces on the ground as he prefers to jump up and get it. The toy has been through a lot and so far he hasn't chewed through it yet as it is very thick for him to get through.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2026
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Elli B
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 1
Lasted whole five minutes!
Size: One Size, Size: One Size
I received this last night and did a cute "unwrapping" this morning for my dog, who was thrilled to get new balls. Unfortunately, the excitement was short-lived. I know the description says this isn't a chew toy or for aggressive chewers, but lasting only five minutes is ridiculous. You can see in my photo that it ripped from a single bite while my pup was just pulling the ball. I thought that was exactly what this toy was designed for!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 12, 2026
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John A. Kolar
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 5
Super fun!
Size: One Size
Our GSD loves this toy whether playing with it by himself or with us - he grabs the rope and flings it then chases it…it’s become his favorite toy!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 11, 2026
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Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 3
Dog loves it, but it comes apart pretty quick.
Size: One Size
The dog loved chasing it and playing tug-of-war, but it lasted less than 30 days. If the outer rubber portion of cover was thicker, or all canvas material, it would probably last for a few months of rough play. May buy again if I can't find something similar to try.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 4, 2025
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Crows Nest on The Sea
Boise, US
★★★★★ 5
This is a big ball.
Larger than I thought but still a great toy for a heavy chew pup, easy to toss and won't go under funiture. She has the same ball in a 5 inch size so I know it's quality and will last. Can't wait for Summer, will make a great yard ball.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 22, 2026

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