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"Christmas Calories Don’t Count" Funny Retro T-Shirt & Sweatshirt – Holiday Coffee Lovers Apparel

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"Christmas Calories Don’t Count" Funny Retro T-Shirt & Sweatshirt – Holiday Coffee Lovers ApparelDescription: Enjoy the holidays guilt free with our hilarious "Christmas Calories Dont Count" T Shirt and Sweatshirt! Featuring a retro inspired coffee cup design and a fun, cheeky slogan, this apparel is perfect for holiday parties, family gatherings, or simply sipping your favorite seasonal latte. Celebrate the festive season in style and comfort with this playful design! T Shirt Details: Material: 5. 3 oz, 100% cotton (Ash: 99 1 cotton poly; Sport

Description:
Enjoy the holidays guilt-free with our hilarious "Christmas Calories Don’t Count" T-Shirt and Sweatshirt! Featuring a retro-inspired coffee cup design and a fun, cheeky slogan, this apparel is perfect for holiday parties, family gatherings, or simply sipping your favorite seasonal latte. Celebrate the festive season in style and comfort with this playful design!

T-Shirt Details:

  • Material: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton (Ash: 99/1 cotton/poly; Sport Grey: 90/10 cotton/poly; Dark Heather: 50/50 cotton/poly).
  • Comfortable Fit: Heavyweight unisex tee with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for easy wear.
  • Sustainably Made: Crafted with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton.
  • High-Quality Print: DIGISOFT® printing technology ensures vibrant and long-lasting colors.

Sweatshirt Details:

  • Material: 8 oz, 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for extra comfort and durability.
  • Soft Feel: Air jet yarn provides a smooth texture and resists pilling.
  • Enhanced Fit: 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex for added flexibility.
  • Durable Print: DIGISOFT® printing ensures bold, detailed designs.

Care Instructions:

  • T-Shirt: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
  • Sweatshirt: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low for long-lasting comfort.

Size Guide:

T-Shirt Size Chart:

Size Chest Width (in) Length (in)
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
XXL 26 32

Sweatshirt Size Chart:

Size Chest Width (in) Length (in)
S 20 26
M 22 27
L 24 28
XL 26 29
XXL 28 30

Why You’ll Love This Design:

This witty design adds a touch of humor to the holiday season. The retro coffee cup and festive font make it perfect for coffee lovers, foodies, and anyone who embraces holiday indulgence!

Perfect Gift for Coffee & Food Lovers:

Searching for a fun and unique Christmas gift? The "Christmas Calories Don’t Count" T-Shirt or Sweatshirt is ideal for friends, family, and coworkers who enjoy a good laugh and festive vibes.

Order Yours Today!

Don’t miss out—add this fun and festive design to your wardrobe or gift list. It’s perfect for spreading holiday cheer and looking great while doing it!

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Benjamin Butler
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Sigrid Inger
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
Much much better than the standard sock
Size: X-Large, Color: (001) Black / Black / Castlerock
These socks are superb. Lots of padding in the right places, snug where it should be snug & loose where you don't want it to bind. They are marked with an 'L' for left foot, & 'R' for the right foot (it makes a difference in the fit being perfect. They stay up on your heel & don't slide down
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Chris
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4 lefts vs 2 rights
Size: Medium, Color: (001) Black / Black / Castlerock, Size: Medium, Color: (001) Black / Black / Castlerock
I ordered a set of three. I ended up with four left socks and two right socks lol. Granted it doesn’t matter unless you’re OCD. JEEZ. Love the socks but not the attention to detail the sock company did on matching left/right marked socks.
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Jill
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I love love, love the left and right socks one has an L one has an R and they fit so well and they’re so comfy for running jogging or walking. They are my favorite socks.
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