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Hibernate Mode: Activated T-Shirt

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Hibernate Mode: Activated T-ShirtSocial battery dead. Motivation offline. This shirt is a public service announcement for anyone who disappears the moment temperatures dropor honestly, anytime human interaction feels optional. Short, blunt, and painfully relatable, it lets the world know youre conserving energy and not taking requests. Printed on a soft, lightweight, and breathable tee, its designed for maximum comfort during couch days, quiet errands, and extended periods of doing

Social battery dead. Motivation offline. This shirt is a public service announcement for anyone who disappears the moment temperatures drop—or honestly, anytime human interaction feels optional. Short, blunt, and painfully relatable, it lets the world know you’re conserving energy and not taking requests.

Printed on a soft, lightweight, and breathable tee, it’s designed for maximum comfort during couch days, quiet errands, and extended periods of doing absolutely nothing. Perfect for introverts, homebodies, and burnout survivors who treat hibernation like a lifestyle choice—not a phase.

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Abigail
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
Certainly taste like the real deal.
Size: 1 Pound
Didn’t get poisoned. 👍
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Reviewed in the United States on March 27, 2026
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Paulette Zastrow
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 4
Authentic cry baby tears
Size: 1 Pound
I LOVE this candy and eat waaaay more than I should. My only minor gripe is that both times I've ordered from this company the bad has been slightly underweight- less than half an ounce off so not a huge deal, but for almost $13 a point I would rather it be spot on. It is the actual candy though and not a knock off so I am happy about that at least.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 19, 2026
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joshua zeiger
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
Sour amazingness!!
Size: 1 Pound
Sugary sour goodness wrapped in a tasty candy amazing quality!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 13, 2026
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Me
Boise, US
★★★★★ 5
Pretty good
Size: 1 Pound
So we're on the outside, not terribly sweet on the inside. Not the most sour candy I've ever had but very good and I really love sour things. It's fun watching people who don't like sour things eat them.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2025
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Klara
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
Love it
Format: Hardcover
Love. Love. Love. I love this book. Every single word in this book is so precious to me. If Gesenius was like a strict father, this one is like a mother who so kindly elaborates on many difficult notions. Thanks a lot for such a great book ❤️ (Even if it were $1000, I would buy it! The bibliography is so kindly sorted out by a subcategory~♡)
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