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Shit Happens! 50 Shades

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Shit Happens! 50 ShadesShit happens to everyone, and it can really happen in the bedroom! In Shit Happens: 50 Shades of Shit, there's some seriously dirty stuff waiting for you on these cards. You'll read through them and rank the cards according to their shittiness. Is wearing too tight underwear BETTER or WORSE than watching a 4 hour sexual harassment training session? Is it WORSE than getting a giant hickey on the neck? Rank the card, and if our Misery Index agrees with

Shit happens to everyone, and it can really happen in the bedroom! In Shit Happens: 50 Shades of Shit, there's some seriously dirty stuff waiting for you on these cards. You'll read through them and rank the cards according to their shittiness. Is wearing too-tight underwear BETTER or WORSE than watching a 4-hour sexual harassment training session? Is it WORSE than getting a giant hickey on the neck? Rank the card, and if our Misery Index agrees with you, you get to keep it. Correctly rank 10 cards and you win! For 2 or more players.

These super sexy cards can be played on their own, but if you're feeling frisky, they'll make beautiful babies with all of the Shit Happens versions.

The game includes:

200 unique cards not included in the original Shit Happens game.
Can be played as a stand-alone game or as an expansion deck.
Highlights:

Misery Index ranges from 1-100, from bad, to awful, to WTF!
Each situation has been evaluated and ranked by our psychiatric team of experts.
Easy to learn, hilarious to play!
We Know Our Shit!
We've asked a panel of highly qualified professionals to carefully evaluate each situation card, and rank them on our Misery Index, which runs from 1 to 100. The panel included marriage counselors, therapists, career counselors and social workers; collectively representing over 150 years of clinical psychiatric experience.

How To Play:
First, shuffle the deck, deal three cards, and place them in numerical order of their Misery Indexes. The remaining cards will be used as your draw pile (aka, your big pile of shit). Pluck a card from the top of the pile, and try to guess where it fits within the index. You don't have to guess the exact index number (which would be, like, impossible). Instead, all you have to do is guess its proper place within the index. If you guess correctly, you win the card. If not, it passes to the next player to guess. The first person to accumulate 10 cards wins!

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Kira Krall
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
returned- for now
Style: Updated Formula
I was using the lotion version of this for about a year, then went to the balm for more hydration. However, it seems to be breaking me out. I think because it's spring, im not needing as much occlusion as i did during winter. I'm gonna go back to the lotion formula, then pick this up again next winter. It is a little hard to spread, but I spray the avene mineral water on, let it dry slightly, and press the balm into my skin when its still wet. That helps thin the balm just enough to rub in. Otherwise, it can actually feel kind of rough!
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tortoisegirl
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
Impressive
Style: Updated Formula
Nice thick cream! I even saw results (skin improvement) within days. I like this way better than their Cicalfate+, as it’s easier to rub in, less greasy, and doesn’t have the water vs cream separation issue. I’m not a huge fan of the pump top for this one, but at least it’s a tube instead of a solid canister (where you can’t see how much is left or get to the last bit).
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Reviewed in the United States on February 26, 2026
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Jj
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 3
Not Hydrating Enough
Style: Updated Formula
Non greasy but is not moisturizing enough for my dry eczema prone skin.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026
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M. Gondek
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
Excellent for my sensitive skin and rosacea
Another excellent product from this brand. I have type 1 rosacea on my cheeks, even when I avoid triggers (like red wine, warm weather, etc.), and very sensitive skin overall. I've been using the cicalfate serum from this brand for the sensitivity, but it didn't help the redness. After two weeks of using this twice daily, I noticed a significant difference. After a month, I had no redness unless I encountered a trigger. Even then, the intensity of the redness seemed less. I tried going without this product for a month when the first bottle ran out, and sadly, the redness started coming back within a cycle of weeks. I've got this on auto-delivery now, along with the cicalfate serum. I never want to be without it!
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Reviewed in the United States on October 29, 2025
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Sarah
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 5
Best moisturizer for sensitive skin
I have very sensitive skin and have tried many products over the years. This is by far the best daily moisturizer. I don’t wear makeup other than under eye concealer. This keeps my skin looking and feeling great. Not greasy. One bottle lasts about a month. I have probably bought this 10 times in the past year.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 27, 2026

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