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Shit Happens! 50 Shades

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Shit Happens! 50 ShadesShit happens to everyone, and it can really happen in the bedroom! In Shit Happens: 50 Shades of Shit, there's some seriously dirty stuff waiting for you on these cards. You'll read through them and rank the cards according to their shittiness. Is wearing too tight underwear BETTER or WORSE than watching a 4 hour sexual harassment training session? Is it WORSE than getting a giant hickey on the neck? Rank the card, and if our Misery Index agrees with

Shit happens to everyone, and it can really happen in the bedroom! In Shit Happens: 50 Shades of Shit, there's some seriously dirty stuff waiting for you on these cards. You'll read through them and rank the cards according to their shittiness. Is wearing too-tight underwear BETTER or WORSE than watching a 4-hour sexual harassment training session? Is it WORSE than getting a giant hickey on the neck? Rank the card, and if our Misery Index agrees with you, you get to keep it. Correctly rank 10 cards and you win! For 2 or more players.

These super sexy cards can be played on their own, but if you're feeling frisky, they'll make beautiful babies with all of the Shit Happens versions.

The game includes:

200 unique cards not included in the original Shit Happens game.
Can be played as a stand-alone game or as an expansion deck.
Highlights:

Misery Index ranges from 1-100, from bad, to awful, to WTF!
Each situation has been evaluated and ranked by our psychiatric team of experts.
Easy to learn, hilarious to play!
We Know Our Shit!
We've asked a panel of highly qualified professionals to carefully evaluate each situation card, and rank them on our Misery Index, which runs from 1 to 100. The panel included marriage counselors, therapists, career counselors and social workers; collectively representing over 150 years of clinical psychiatric experience.

How To Play:
First, shuffle the deck, deal three cards, and place them in numerical order of their Misery Indexes. The remaining cards will be used as your draw pile (aka, your big pile of shit). Pluck a card from the top of the pile, and try to guess where it fits within the index. You don't have to guess the exact index number (which would be, like, impossible). Instead, all you have to do is guess its proper place within the index. If you guess correctly, you win the card. If not, it passes to the next player to guess. The first person to accumulate 10 cards wins!

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mp77
Houston, US
★★★★★ 4
Large is a little big for Bostons
Color: Dogwood (Brown), Size: Large (Pack of 1)
Seems to be durable for 2 VERY agressive chewer Boston Terriers. Cricket and Alice are shockingly good at chewing - grateful they pick to do so with thier toys. Trial vs other name brand competitor. PetStages' is a little larger so harder to bite on fir small dogs, but seems to be equally durable. While PetStages proudly states it has real wood fiber and scent (whoch I thought would win)... they prefered the other. Both dogs love to chew on real sticks. But, when the bossy one indicated she was taking over the stick the other dog had, they exchanged, and kept chewing, over and over, back and forth. I mean to say, whatever the prefered stick was at first didnt seem to matter later. These super hard chew toys do make me nervous. One dog broke a tooth last summer on a different brand toy, a very expensive extraction bill, and poor pup's terrible discomfort... but the other did not and has amazing white teeth, all around.... so.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 26, 2025
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Michael F Doyle
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Great for teething puppies
Color: Dogwood (Brown), Size: Small (Pack of 1)
My pup absolutely loves this. Can keep him occupied for up to 45 min at a time. Pretty durable, too.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 8, 2026
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Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
The best chew ever for a strong chewer
Color: Dogwood (Brown), Size: Large (Pack of 1)
We have a 77lb goldendoodle who loves these. We’re lucky because he doesn’t chew on anything other than his toys, but when he starts on this…he really goes at it. It’s healthy, (not synthetic), doesn’t break apart, (no pieces to worry about him swallowing), it just perfect for him. The noise may get on your nerves but it’s a small price to pay to keep him from chewing on your furniture, shoes, or anything else a mischievous dog can find.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 30, 2026
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Kylie
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 3
Little pieces break off
Color: Dogwood (Brown), Size: Large (Pack of 1)
My dog is obsessed with this. It does last a long time even given her strong chewing capabilities. I wish it was a little bigger. The main reason I rated it so low is when my dog is chewing on this it breaks off a little plastic peice and sometimes it hits the back of her throat making her cough so you have to supervise with this.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 1, 2026
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Heidi 
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Great for aggressive chewers
Color: Dogwood (Brown), Size: Large (Pack of 1)
My dog is an aggressive chewer so they are great for her. I would love to have one a bit thinner so it could fit in a holder so it is easier for her to hold while eating. This keeps her busy and is long lasting. I have purchased these multiple times.
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