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Mother for Dinner: A Novel

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Mother for Dinner: A NovelBy the author of Foreskin's Lament, a novel of identity, tribalism, and mothers. Seventh Seltzer has done everything he can to break from the past, but in his overbearing, narcissistic mother's last moments he is drawn back into the life he left behind. At her deathbed, she whispers in his ear the two words he always knew she would: "Eat me." This is not unusual, as the Seltzers are Cannibal Americans, a once proud and thriving ethnic group, but for

By the author of Foreskin's Lament, a novel of identity, tribalism, and mothers.

Seventh Seltzer has done everything he can to break from the past, but in his overbearing, narcissistic mother's last moments he is drawn back into the life he left behind. At her deathbed, she whispers in his ear the two words he always knew she would: "Eat me."

This is not unusual, as the Seltzers are Cannibal-Americans, a once proud and thriving ethnic group, but for Seventh, it raises some serious questions, both practical and emotional. Of practical concern, his dead mother is six-foot-two and weighs about four hundred and fifty pounds. Even divided up between Seventh and his eleven brothers, that's a lot of red meat. Plus Second keeps kosher, Ninth is vegan, First hated her, and Sixth is dead. To make matters worse, even if he can wrangle his brothers together for a feast, the Can-Am people have assimilated, and the only living Cannibal who knows how to perform the ancient ritual is their Uncle Ishmael, whose erratic understanding of their traditions leads to conflict.

Seventh struggles with his mother's deathbed request. He never loved her, but the sense of guilt and responsibility he feels--to her and to his people and to his "unique cultural heritage"--is overwhelming. His mother always taught him he was a link in a chain, thousands of people long, stretching back hundreds of years. But, as his brother First says, he's getting tired of chains.

Irreverent and written with Auslander's incomparable humor, Mother for Dinner is an exploration of legacy, assimilation, the things we owe our families, and the things we owe ourselves.

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Pretty divider, doesn’t need assembly, and the supplier was great in communications hen I asked to receyit early!
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Nice design, but natural color is unfinished wood.
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Very cute panel design! I’ve gotten compliments from guests. While I’d like it to be taller, it still works to block the view enough. The natural wood color is not painted at all though, just bare unfinished wood. So the pores are just open. I thought it’d be covered in clear lacquer or finished with something. I have this standing on a tiled surface, when I mopped the floor, the wood soaked up the excess liquid and now has dark water stains going up the legs. If the wood were sealed, this wouldn’t happen. It stands well on its own and the double hinges are great for using it like a door - it opens well in both directions.
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This is a lovely sturdy room divider! It also acts as a great accent piece behind any smaller piece of furniture or to bring visual interest to a lost corner in your space. I am an interior decorator and I used this in a sitting room behind the loveseat to conceal a litter box! It really lit up the room.
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